ColdSteez (CS014H) – "Bean Flickers" Coffee Shop Graphic Hoodie

Freshly Roasted. Filthy Minded. Unapologetically Cold.

Some people grind their beans. Others prefer to flick 'em.

Welcome to Bean Flickers, where the coffee's strong, the humour's questionable and nobody's pretending they didn't get the joke.

Introducing the ColdSteez "Bean Flickers" Graphic Hoodie, a cheeky, caffeine-fuelled slice of UK streetwear for people who like their coffee hot, their clothing comfortable and their humour somewhere south of respectable.

From the front, it's all cool, calm and collected. A subtle ColdSteez chest logo keeps things looking innocent. But turn around and BAM! You're serving up a massive helping of bean-flicking brilliance.

The oversized, retro-inspired back graphic features a cheeky cartoon coffee cup, vintage café typography, playful illustrations and enough double entendres to make your local barista blush.

Strong. Black. Rich. Intense.

We're still talking about coffee, obviously.

Looks Innocent. Behaves Disgracefully.

Inspired by old-school coffee shops, retro diner graphics and the sort of conversations that probably shouldn't happen before your third espresso, Bean Flickers brings a deliciously inappropriate twist to everyday streetwear.

It's the perfect hoodie for coffee addicts, professional piss-takers, caffeine enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates a good dirty joke without needing it explained.

Crafted from soft, cotton-rich fleece blends, this medium-heavyweight hoodie delivers the kind of comfort that makes getting dressed almost worth the effort.

With its relaxed dropped shoulders, classic fit, jersey-lined hood and roomy kangaroo pocket, it's built for lazy Sundays, questionable mornings, caffeine-fuelled adventures and those nights when "just one more" turns into a bloody disaster.

Throw it on with oversized cargos, distressed denim, joggers or your favourite trainers.

Good coffee. Bad influence. Excellent hoodie.

Product Features

• Signature Bean Flickers back graphic – bold, monochrome, retro coffee-shop artwork packed with cheeky illustrations and questionable humour.

• Subtle ColdSteez chest logo – keeping things respectable from the front while all hell breaks loose behind you.

• Medium-heavyweight fleece (8.4 oz/yd² / approximately 285 g/m²) – cosy everyday comfort with a substantial feel.

• Cotton-rich fabric blends – soft, comfortable construction designed for regular wear; fibre composition varies by colour.

• Classic fit with dropped shoulders – a relaxed streetwear silhouette that doesn't try too hard.

• Two-piece hood with jersey lining – comfortable coverage with a clean, structured finish.

• Colour-matched hood detailing – coordinated styling that keeps the look sharp.

• Spacious kangaroo pocket – perfect for cold hands, your phone or pretending you're not checking out the barista.

• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified manufacturing – produced using the supplier's stated certified manufacturing standards.

Available Colours & Sizes

8 colours. 5 sizes. One filthy sense of humour.

Available Colours: White, Black, Sport Grey, Military Green, Dark Heather, Stone Blue, Light Pink and Paragon.

Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL and 2XL.

Whether you're keeping it classic in Black, going clean in White or getting a little adventurous in Light Pink, there's a Bean Flickers hoodie ready to corrupt your wardrobe.

Care Instructions

You can flick your beans all you like. Just don't ruin your hoodie.

• Machine wash: Cold, maximum 30°C, gentle cycle.

• Bleach: Non-chlorine only when necessary.

• Tumble dry: Low heat.

• Iron: Low heat, avoiding direct contact with the printed design.

• Dry cleaning: Absolutely not.

Why Bean Flickers?

Because life's too bloody short for boring hoodies and humourless coffee shops.

The ColdSteez Bean Flickers Coffee Shop Hoodie combines vintage café aesthetics, alternative UK streetwear and delightfully inappropriate humour in one seriously comfortable package.

Whether you're buying it for yourself, your favourite coffee-obsessed degenerate or that mate who's permanently one inappropriate comment away from being barred, Bean Flickers delivers.

It's rude. It's retro. It's ridiculously wearable.

And yes, everyone knows what you're thinking.

WAKE UP. SMELL THE COFFEE. FLICK YOUR BEANS.

COLDSTEEZ – THE REBIRTH OF COOL.